Cellulum's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Albuquerque: THE MOVIE]

Very. VERY nice

what most popular cartoons in the portal lack is style. Take in example, the decline series. It's funny, it has lovable characters, and very easy subject matter. But what it lacks is personality. This cartoon is abundant with it. The very cartoonish characters are lovable and accurate to the song. Also, the mouth flaps are very very accurate. It is quite a commitment to do this whole song. I congradulate you for being detecated. I can't wait to see the rest of your work.

[Weed Harmless 3]

I kinda agree with your argument...

personally, i don't like illegal drug use at all, BUT do to arguments i've seen (much like this one) that have decent proof of weed's (almost complete) uneffectiveness. If i had a choice, i'd legalize it for everyone over 21 because kids (speaking from the kids in my school) brain's aren't developted and it's easy to tell a stoner from their slow speech, slow reflexes, etc. Then again, no matter what, kids are going to come in contact with it no matter what, so why keep it around any way? Is it really worth it?

[Passion Collaboration]

Wow. Turned out really great

Looks fantasitc. Need to work with you guys sometime.

[Snakes on a Plane]

I'm very disappointed in you.

You have such a great opportunity with the music you are given, yet you still don't even try to improve your drawing skills. I'm tired of seeing AMAZING animations like the new sonic trailer. These people put EFFORT into their cartoons, yet the usually don't get frontpage or daily. I have an animation that scored higher than this, i didn't get anything. I tried to be easy on my last few reviews, wishing that you'll improve in some way, but to my disappointment, no. You just rush these lame cartoons to get the front page and views. What i am about to say is true.

You are a bigger whore than Eric Bauman Himself.

PS:
Love the song though.

altffour responds:

You are retarded. I made an animation for fun, like all of my other animations and I got frontpage for some reason out of my grasp, and I appreciated the notion. Then you come, out of jealously of the fact I got front page and insult me saying I'm not trying to improve and acting like I dance around purposely making popular animations. I didn't rush this, I made it the way I wanted. I didn't want front page and views or whatever, I just wanted to make a flash, and I'm so sorry that it didn't meet your standards but honestly who gives a shit.

If you had any class, instead of complaining that you don't get recognition and insulting those who do, you would practice what you preach and try to improve yourself. I'm not saying you aren't good or better than me or whatever, I'm just saying there are more productive things to do than whine about my (unwilling) success.

[The Ultimate Showdown]

It was good at first...

but then it got a million views. To be honest i don't get why this has gotten so much attention. While to song is great, the animation is worth a 3 at most. This does, but shouldn't put to shame such amazing and tedious animations like Sweet mother of Vartan and Littlefoot. I'm not trying to be mean, i just hope you understand how lucky you are that NG voters go for pure humor and not actual animation talent.

[The Gayest Showdown]

I think it was about time someone...

made fun of Ultimate Showdown, but this is not a great animation. If you made the graphics better and made it less offensive, it would actually deserve the front page.

PowerRangerYELLOW responds:

Well the Fulp brothers find it hilarious as is now don't they.

[Our First Halloween]

OMFG I LUV J00 S0 MUCH

Seriously though, when i watch your work, all the masculintity and pure man pride i have turns into nothing. I think your animations are freakin' adorable. It's like a kitten with one leg wimpering. OH JESUS! Even Smiffy was cute. (great, i think guys are cute, not a good sign.)

I promise you that eventually i will post a tribute to you you wonderful lady. : )

As for the boobs, I think boobs make everything more entertaining. I draw all my friends with boobs (even the guy ones, but they are fat.) XD

Whatever.
I freakin' admire your work.